A: Dear Maximus, I hope that is not your only toilet in the house because it looks like you are in a big jam with this one. You may want to call in a plumber on this, because you have two labor-intensive choices:

1) Suck up any water or debris in the tank and bowl with a wet-vac vacuum approved for water use. Then disconnect the tank from the bowl and the bowl from the floor flange. Then you can turn the bowl on its side and try to push the snake or auger from behind while you pull from the front. If you get the snake out, you can then reinstall the toilet and see if it works. Word of caution, the bowl can be damaged and you may have to replace the toilet anyway after all that work.

2) Remove and throw out the old toilet and install a new toilet. The second choice may actually cost you less money if the first choice doesn't work and the job has to be done twice!